a fisherman's daughter takes her dad's boat out for a cruise. a coastguard catches up to her and tells her its a non-fishing area. she replies, "but im not fishing"
but the coastguard points out all the fishing equipments on the boat, "you have all the equipments for it" and proceeds to give her a fine. then she says, "fine, ill sue u for sexual harassment!"
"but i didnt do anything!!" he proclaims
"but you have the tool for it" she states
he then drops all the charges and leaves her alone