There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I get on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied ' Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield, dey gonna find me first'

The second lady said 'Well I'm gonna wear me some flo esant orange panties' 'Why you gonna wear dem? the others asked.
The second lady answered ' Cause if dis hare plane is going down and I be floating butt-up in da oshun, dey can see me first'

The third lady says, 'Well I'm not gonna wear any panties...........
'What? No panties? the others asked in disbelief The third lady says 'Dats right girlfriend, you hears me right, I aint wearin any panties, cause if dis plane goes down honey,

dey always look for da black box first!'
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