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A retired woman went into the social security office to apply for benefits. After waiting in line a long time she got to the counter. The man behind the counter asked her for her drivers license to verify her age. She looked in her pocketbook and realized she had left her license at home. She told the man that she was very sorry but she seemed to have left her license at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" she asked. The man said, "Take off your shirt." So she pulled off her shirt revealing her sick, droopy tits. He said, "Those low-swingers are proof enough for me," and he processed her Social Security application.

When she got home, the woman excitedly told her husband about her experience at the Social Security office. The husband replied, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have qualified for disability, too."
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