One hot summer day a bear walks into a bar and up to the bartender and says bartender I want a beer! The bartender is alittle taken aback with a talking bear but then says sorry bear no beers for bears in this bar! The bear sounding alittle pissed says, Listen bartender I want a beer and I want it now! The bartender says to the bear again sorry bear no beers for bears in this bar!! The bear leans over the bar and says if you won't give me a beer I'm going to turn to this little old lady next to me and I'm going to tear her head off and eat her, now bartender give me a beer!!! The bartender says to the bear sorry bear no beers for bears in this bar! Hearing this the bear turns to the old lady tears her head and eats her then says bartender I want a beer! The bartender says to the bear sorry bear no beers for bears in this bar oh by the way are you getting tired bear? The bear responds with a yawn and says yah I am why is that? the bartender says OH that was a bar bitch you ate!