Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."


Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning




Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras



Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.




Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.




Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not Butter!!



Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.



Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends



Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911



Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl