How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, white men will screw anything.



What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.



Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.



What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.