A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Iraq. So she sends him a care package.

He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home-made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they-re all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of SouthPark.

Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friends cock. Aftger a few seconds, he blows his load and she turns and spits it into the mixing bowl of cookie dough.

She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."