A trucker walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He sees a small man in a suit sitting next to him so he decieds to mess with him while he waits, he grabs the small mans shot glass and downs the drink.
The man looks up at him and says.
"Come on man! Why did you have to do that!?"
The trucker laughs and says.
"Dont worry little buddy, I'll get you new drink."
"Its not that." Pined the little man.
"I was late for work, and when I get there they fire me.
When I get to the parking lot I find my car has been stolen, so I walk home.
When I get there I find my wife in bed with 2 other men!
And then when I'm sitting here deciding if I should end it all, you walk up and drink my poison!"