Two men are sitting at the bar. One man begins to rant about how he can lick his left eye.

The bar tender, having been eavesdropping, says “No you can’t! That’s impossible. I bet you ten dollars you can‘t.”

With a smile on his face, the man at the bar says “Alright” then removes his glass eye and licks it. “I believe you owe me ten dollars.”

The next day the two men come back and the same man begins to talk about how he can bite his right eye.

The bar tender says “Ok they can’t both be fake. I bet you fifty dollars you can’t do it”

The man at the bar says “Deal” then takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. “That’ll be fifty dollars”

The following day the men return, and the man yet again says he has such amazing control of his urine that he can pee in anything.

The bartender says “Ok I bet you 100 dollars you can’t pee in a mug that is up higher than you.”

The man at the bar says “Ok. Hold the mug up and I’ll prove I can”

The bartender then holds the mug up. The man begins to pee all over the bartender, the bar, the register, everywhere except in the mug.

The bartender grabs a rag and begins to wipe himself off. With a smile he says “That’ll be 100 dollars”

The man at the bar says “Can I pay you back tomorrow? My friend here owes me 1000 dollars for a bet I just won”

The bartender says “What bet?”

The man at the bar said “Oh I bet him I could pee all over the bar, and you, and you’d just smile and clean it all up”