(cop stops you)

cop-may i see your liescens and registraition

you-i dont have any i stole this car

cop-you stole this car?

you-yep my gun and the body is in the trunk!

(calls for backup)

backup police man-may i see your liscens and registraition

you-sure

backup police man-may i see your trunk

you-sure

(checks your trunk,nothings there)

backup police man-well he said you had no lisens and registraition a gun and body in the trunk

you-i bet he said i was speeding to!