this guy is at a golf club and he is in the locker room.
a phone on a bench strats to ring. so he answers it.
its a wife.
wife: hi honey
guy: hello
wife: hey i found this dress i like can i get it? it only costs 500 dollars.
guy: yes
wife: o i also found this car i like it only cost 75,000 dollars. can i get it?
guy: yes u may but get the limited warrenty
wife: o one last thing i found the house we wanted is now on the market. its only 750,000. can we get it?
guy: yes but only offer 720,000.
they hang up and every other guy is looking at him in shock.
the guy says who's phone is this?