Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”


Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!


Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.


Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.


Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.