One day an elephant, a giraffe, and a chicken go to God's kingdom to ask him about their appearances.

The elephant goes in first.

"What would you like to know."

"Why did you give my this skin?"

"Simple. Because you live where there isn't alot of shade i gave you that tough skin in order for you to withstand the heat from the sun."

The elephant was happy with this answer and left.

The Giraffe was next.

"What would you like to know."

"Why did you give me such a long neck?"

"Simple. I gave you that neck so you can eat the delicious leaves above the trees.

The giraffe was happy with this answer and left.

The chicken was next.

before God could ask what the chicken wanted to know the chicken said

"your not going to make me stupid like the other animals. Either you make the eggs smaller or my ass bigger."