As you may have heard Farrah Fawcett recently passed away and she always had a great love of children, so when she got to the pearly gates and met st. Peter, he said to her, "Hello Farrah, you lived a good and clean life, is there anything you would like for me and god to do on earth?"
Farrah thought for a while and then said, "You know I have always loved children and I guess i would just ask you to keep all of the children in the world safe."
St. Peter smiled and said, "What a wonderful request, i shall take care of it directly!"
A few moments later Michael Jackson showed up.