A man was on an airplane and he really had to go to the bathroom. Well there was someone in the men's room already and was taking thier dear sweet time. So one of the flight attendents said "ok I'll lket you use the womens room but you can not push any of the 4 buttons mainly not the red one" so the man is sitting on the toilet doing his buziness and he sees the 4 buttons. he says to him self ok maybe if i just try the greeen button. well he pushes the green button and a light warm water sprays and cleans off his butt. he thought to him self thats nice so he goes and pushes the blue buttona light warm gust of air is blown to dry his butt of. he liked that as well so he poushes the white button and a machine comes out and powdered his butt for him. He thinks to him self i wish the mens room had something like this. I wonder what the big deal about the red button. so he goes on and pushes the red button so the next thing he knows his he wakes up in a hospital and ask the doctor whats he doing here and the doctor looks at him and said "you just had to push the red button" and he asked" what was is anyways" the doctor replys " a tampon remover"