A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there`s a loud bang and the pilot announces over the intercom "I`m sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We will be delayed 45 minutes."

Suddenly there`s another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses regret that they`ll be delayed two hours as engine number two has closed down.

Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they`ll be delayed three hours, as engine number three has closed down.
The blonde turns to the guy sitting besides her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts down we will be up here all day."