Q: Which celeb has had the most children in the past 15 years?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: Why was Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
A: Michael Jackson got to try on more noses.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty-eight yearolds?
A: Because there were twenty of them.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"
Q: What was Michael Jackson's last song before he died?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Q:Why wasn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He didn't mind reaching bottom.
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!
Q: What was Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: What's the difference between Magic Johnson and Michael Jackson?
A: Magic is in the Minors and Michael Jackson was into minors.