A gay couple was taking a plane trip to Hawaii. One of them got so excited about the trip that he got frisky. The other one didn't want anyone to see them, so he says:
- Stop it, there are people here!
- They are busy watching the movie, nobody will notice - other one replied.
- They will notice.
- I'll prove it to you. - the horny guy says and asks out loud if anybody has a pen.
He gets no response, so the couple start having fun with eachother.

After the plain lands, the stewardesses say goodbye to the people leaving. The last one to leave plane has vomit all over his shirt. The stewardess says:
- Next time, you should ask for a vomit bag, sir.
The guy replies:
- Yeah right, a vomit bag. One guy asked for a pen and they fucked him in the ass!