Three construction workers are doing some work on the 40th floor of a building. One is italian, one is german, and one is polish. when its time to eat lunch, the italian guy opens up what his wife packed him, and its an italian sausage. italian guy says, if my wife makes me one more italian sausage for lunch, i swear im gonna jump off this building. german guys opens his up, "kielbasa", if i get one more damn kielbasa for lunch tomorrow, im gonna jump off this building. polish guy opens his up, ham sandwich, if my wife makes me one more fucking ham sandwich for lunch, im gonna kill myself by jumping off this building. next day at work, italian guy opens his lunch, italian sausage, jumps off. german guy gets kielbasa again, same deal jumps off, polish guy gets ham again, jumps off. at the three mens funeral, each of their wifes talk about what haoppened. the italian wife says, u know, if i had only known he didnt want italian sausages, i would have made him something different, german wife says, had i only known he didnt want kilbasa, i would have made him something else. polish wife says, I dont get, he made his own lunch..