At lunch with a few Dr. friends one turns to me and says "Hey man I feel really guilty..."
I ask him why he feels this way and he tells me " I ...I have been..sleeping with a couple of my patients and im scared they are going to find out about each other."
I look at him my eyes giving him the peircing serious stare. I say" Dude your a veternarian!" Then I bitch slap the mother fucker.