once there was a traveler, he traveled all around the world. but one day he decided to stop in china. he sees this big 30 story building, so he knocks on the door. a little old man answers the door. the traveler says "ive been traveling all around the world and im really tired, can i stay here for the night?" the old man says "no problem but if you mess with my daughter you will get the three chinese tortures" but that night after dinner "they got it on."the next morning he woke up with a 10 pound rock on his chest, there was a note on this rock and it read "first chinese torture, rock on chest" and he was like this is a torture? lame. so he throws it out the window. he sees another note on the window seal "it read second chinese torture right nut tied to rock." thinking quickly he jumped out the window. while free falling he saw another note. "third chinese torture, left nut tied to bed"
jdavi Uploaded 08/01/2009