THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE VERY DRUNK:

Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE VERY DRUNK:

Specificity
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Tran-substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE VERY DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.

Karaoke ?, No one wants to hear me sing.