3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. He explains that if the explorers can shove the fruits up their arse then they will let them live.


The first guy comes back with 10 bananas, and the chief says, shove them all up your arse without making a sound and we will let you live.

So the first explorer gets 2 bananas in when he starts screaming, so the indians kill him.


The second explorer comes back with 10 berries, and they shove 9 in and are about to shove in the 10th when he starts laughing, and so since he made a sound the indians killed him too.


Now the first two explorers souls fly out of their bodies and into heaven and they start talking. The first explorer says 'Hey dude why did you laugh, you could've gone back and told our families what had happened?'


The second explorer replies, 'Sorry I just couldn't stop myself when I saw Dave coming down the hill with 10 pineapples.