10. They are very unpredictable and uncontrollable.
9. They're funny to laugh at but you don't want one.
8. They are much worse in the shower.
7. When you have too much of one your stomach hurts.
6. Sometimes they drool.
5. You can't wait until they go away.
4. They are always trying to blow on you.
3. The silent ones are usually the most deadly.
2. All sounds generate from hot air.
1. They both stink.