Three men, one black, one white, and one mexican walk up a very dangerous mountain until they suddenly see an oil lamp. The lamp shoots out a magical genie who agrees to grant all three men one wish each.
the black man goes first and wishes.
"I wish my people were never enslaved by the white man all those years ago and stayed in africa!"
the mexican man went next.
"I wish my people would stop leaving their home country and abandoning their homes and culture for america!"
The white man went last.
"Hmm...no blacks or mexicans eh? Well i'll just have a soda then."