3 Hopeful Priests
There were three guys trying to become a priest. They asked a priest how they can become one and he said to do something really horrible and come back in a week and tell them.
Week's gone by.
First guy comes in:
Priest: So what did you do?
Guy1: I raped a school girl
Priest: Oh. Alright, go drink from the holy water.
Second guy comes in:
Priest: What did you do?
Guy2: Burned down a school building
Priest: Wow. Alright, go drink from the holy water.
Third guy comes in laughing his ass off:
Priest: What did you do?
Guy3: I... I.. lol.. I.. hahahaha... I pissed in the HOLY WATER.
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