There once was a girl called Nancey, and she was in the garden filling in a hole.

The neighbour poked her head over the fence and said "What are you doin there?"

Nancey replied "My fish has died and ive just buried him"

The neighbour giggled and said "Thats a big hole for a fish, isn't it!"

Then nancey said "Thats because hes inside your fucking cat!"