a new york city cab driver was roaming the streets after dark on a rainy night.

and all of a sudden, a gorgeous, tall, thin, well rounded blonde gets into the cab, and before she could tell the driver where she wanted to go he blurted out, "would you have sex with me for $20?"

"NO! what kind of girl do you think i am?" came the reply.

the cabbie answered, "well, if i was a handsome celebrity and offered you 1 million to have sex with me, would you?"

"yes" she replied.

and the cabbie asked, again, "would you have sex with me for $20?"

"No, what kind of girl do you think i am?!"

"we've already established that! now we're discussing price!"