A wealthy man purchased 10 acres of farmland in eastern Minnesota. Upon moving in, he met one of his neighbors, an older famer. Being a bit of a jokester he told the old farmer that he could talk to animals. The farmer scoffed and said that was impossible, and the business man said ill prove it. He walked over to the mans horse and whispered into the horse's ear and the horse nayed. What did he say said the farmer? He said my owner takes good care of me, gives me plenty of grain and keeps me washed and brushed. The farmer still in disbelief said im not fully convinced. So the man knelt down and whispered to the dog, and the dog barked. Your dog says my owner is great, he lets me run around the farm, and throws the ball for me every time i bring it to him! The farmer was convinced and said that is amazing! The man said now ill talk to this sheep, and the farmer shouted out, "Hey, That fucking sheep is a liar!"