Q: How do you say “Hello” in French?
A: I surrender!

Q. Why don’t Master Card and Visa work well in France?
A. They do not know how to say “CHARGE!”

Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

Q: What’s the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)

Q: What’s the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!

Q. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A. Don’t know, it’s never been tried.

Q. How do you introduce yourself in French?
A. “Don’t shoot, I give up!”

Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn’t really exist.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. Their army.

Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armour on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac.

Q: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?
A: Gratitude.