Two very religious jewish guys are walking down a street. One says to the other, "Are there any chinese jews?"

The other answers, "I don't think so."

They argue for a while and then enter a restaurant which turns out to be Chinese.

The waiter comes up to them and asks, "What would you like?"

They decide to ask him their question.

Are there any chinese jews?

He answers with, "One second."

When he returns he says ," No chinese jews. But we have orange juice, apple juice, tomato juice....