Two irish men went into the social services pretending to be deaf to claim disability allowance.
Paddy walks in and
the woman says, "could you shut the door please?"
he turned around and shut it
she said, "get out, your not deaf, stop wasting my time!"

he walks out and says to Mick, "whatever happens do not shut the door!"

Mick walks in and
the woman says, "could you shut the door please?"
he said "shut it your fucking self!"