A woman turns up to a golf lesson in all white, with cleats and fantastic drivers. The professional teaching her said "Okay show me your best shot" She wacks it 25 yards into the rough "oops can i try again she asks. The teacher says "Yes but this time move your wrist further down the club"

So she hits it 10 yards into the pond.
The teacher says "your making me feel really bad here, the guys are watching me from the club house and my teaching skills are great...hmm, hows about, you think of the club, as your husbands penis"

She hits the ball 250 yrds down the freeway at high speed, hole in one!

The teacher cheers and shouts "Well done, Well done!" Now take the god damn Golf club out of your mouth.