Two elderly gentlemen who have been out at the pub all night decide to stop at a brothel on the way home. They stumble in and the Madame takes one look at them and says to one of her girls, "Go put an inflatable doll in each of their bedrooms; these guys are too old and drunk to notice. The men pay their money, go in and leave half an hour later.

During the walk home the first man says,"I think my girl was dead, she didn't move or make a sound at all." The second man says, "Well I think mine was a bloody witch!"

"A witch!? Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well I gave her one little bite on the arse and she farted and flew out the window."