a fish was swimming upstream and came to a small waterfall, the fish said, if i can swim a little faster and jump a little higher i can continue on with my journey
a bear at the top of the waterfall said, if that fish swims a little faster and jumps a little higher i can catch it and i will have a nice fish dinner
a hunter across the river seen the bear and said if that fish swims a little faster and jumps a little higher, then that bear will go for it and i can shoot the bear and get a nice bear dinner
a mouse on the ground next to the hunter says if that fish will swim a little faster and jump a little higer then the bear will go for it, the hunter will shoot the bear, and i can take the hunters cheese from his sandwich and have a nice cheese dinner
a cat in the tree seen the mouse and said if that fish swims a little faster and jumps a little higher then the bear will go for it, and the hunter will shoot, allowing that mouse to go for the cheese and i will jump down and have a nice mouse dinner
then the fish swam a little faster and jumped a little higer, and the bear caught the fish in mid-air, the hunter shot at the bear, and the mouse came out to get the cheese and just as the cat went to jump from the tree to get the mouse, the limb he was on broke and the cat fell into the water
the moral of this story is it takes a lot of work to get a little wet pussy.