One day, a man was prosecuted with murder. He was hooked up on a lie detector. "I didn`t do anything," the man yelled. The lie detector went green. "Good!I got a hot date tonight," he said. DING! "Dinner with friend -*DING*- dinner alone -*DING*- ALRIGHT! I`m gonna go to Zaxby`s and hit on the waitress!," The lie detector went green. "YES! Now let me go! I don`t deserve this kind of shabby treatment!" -DING!