mysterious brass cat
Bloke goes into an antique shop and asks how much the cat is. The owner says 50 for the brass cat and 50 for its story. Bloke says I'll just take the brass cat thanks. As he leaves the shop a cat starts following him, then 100 cats, then a 1,000. So he throws the brass cat into the river and the 1000 cats jump in after it and drown. So he goes back to the shop and the owner says "back for the story?" He says "No. Have you got any brass Pakis"
guinness13494 Uploaded 11/13/2009