Two naughty boys, Larry and Tom, stole a bag of oranges from their
home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As
they are scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell
out of the bag and are left behind at the gate A heavily drunk man
on his way from a local tavern passes near the cemetery Gate and
hears the following: One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
Pastor Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing
corpses at the cemetery. They both run back to the cemetery gate and
the voices continue: One for me, one for you. Suddenly the one voice
says: What about the two at the gate?


The priest was the first to run for his life!