LIttle johny was about to have his 18th birthday. After eating ahlf an extra large pizza, 2 litres of mountain dew, 3 pieces of cake and oppening all his presents he still looked a bit down.
His mommy asked "whats wrong Johny?"
"I didn't get what I really wanted" he replied.
A littled saddened mommy asked "what was it you wanted for your birthday?"

Johny answered "for all the fucking lame ass, used enima juice drinking people who do nothing but repost jokes on ebaumsworld to die by getting fistfucked by 12 fat dudes at the same time while a horse is bitting off thier balls!"