Joe walks into a bar, spots his buddies and orders a round. Noticing they're all admiring the gorgeous blonde sipping a martini whiles playing video poker he says "She's something else huh," "sure is man" one says, "I'd hit that til the sun comes up." Joe grins, "I already have." "Joe you're just messing with us" says Bill, "we all know she's a married woman" to which he replies "Psh, a ring never plugged a hole, now did it?"