Two guys from Madison Wisconsin were sitting in their small hometown bar having a beer. One of the guys cell phone starts ringing and when he picks it up he groans and hits the ignore button. The other man looks at him.

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"

The first guy shakes his head,

"Its my ex-girlfriend from Minneapolis Minnesota."

The second guy laughed,

"Why is she calling you? Didn't you break up with her months ago?"

The first guy sighed,

"Yeah, but she's pissed cause now no one from Minnesota will go out on a date with her anymore."

The second guy looked confused,

"Why's that?"

The first guy cracked a smile,

"Ever seen what happens to a gopher whole once a badger's been in it?"