A man walks into a bar and pulls up a stool next to the bartender. He looks around and see a big jar filled with $10 bills. He turns to the bartender and says, " Whats the deal with the jar full of money?" The bartender responds, " It's a contents we're having. Want to try it?" So the man looks at it once more and thinks, wow there must be at least $30,000 in there.

The man asks what does he have to do? The bartender tells him there's just three things, if he does them then he wins all the money. The man asks, "What are the three things?" The bartender goes, "I can't tell you, you have to put the money in first." So the man puts in his money and says, "Okay, what do I have to do?" The bartender then says he must drink a whole bottle of tequila without making a face, then there's a pit bull out back with a toothache and he needs to take it out. Finally he tells the man that in the hotel across the street is a 90 year old women who is still a virgin and he needs to take care of it.

The man looks at him and goes, "Oh no, I don't think I'm going to try it." He goes to take out his money and the bartender stops him saying, "Sorry once you put your money in you cant take it out." The man goes okay fine whatever it's only $10, and then he sits down again.

The man keeps looking up at the jar and think of all the things he can buy with that money. Eventually he goes up to the bartender and says, "Fine ill do the three tasks." The bartender smiles and then hands him a bottle of tequila. The man chugs back the whole bottle and comes so close to making a face but manages to hold it back. The bartender goes, "Very good, now head out back and take care of that pit bull." The man walks out into the back and all you can hear is barking and vicious growls followed by the man screaming. After about 30 minutes the man comes walking back in, all cut up and bleeding with his clothes all torn.

He walks up to the bartender and goes, "Alright, now wheres that old lady with the toothache?"