YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF...
-You have ever been hit by a chancla.
-You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
-You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."
-Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking,
-You use your lips to point something out.
-You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
-Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
-You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music
-You call your sneakers "tenees".
-You have at least thirty cousins.
-You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
-You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"
-Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
-There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.
-There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
-You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
-You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
-You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!
-You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.
-You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
-You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
-Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.
-You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.
-You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
-You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
-You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
-You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR ASS!