A guy is dating this girl. Her cat is always on the couch and he doesn't like it. One day while the girl is at work he drives the cat 5 miles away and lets the cat out. '
He drives back to her house and when he gets there he finds the cat sitting on the couch. The next day when she is at work the gey takes the cat drives 10 miles and lets the cat out. When he gets back to the house there's the cat on the couch. The next day he takes the cat gets in his car drives 20 miles away making sure to take backroads, alleys, and even driving in circles. He throws the cat out of the car and speeds away.
He calls his girlfriend and asks if the cat is there. She says yes, hes here on the couch. He says good, put him on the phone, I need directions.