a really huge lady went to get a pap smear.
the doc whispered to the nurse, " be right back, I want the other nurse to see this"
The huge lady is getting worried, thinking she must have some terrible disease...
The doctor returns with the other nurse, and whispers "isn't that the biggest vagina you have ever seen?
The tests all come out ok, the huge lady is sitting at home thinking "I'm not that big !!", and takes off her clothes.
too big to see she takes off the mirror from the bathroom medicine cabinet
and straddles it to see.
her husband walks in and says "what the hell are you doing?"
she replies, "why , honey, I'm just doing my step aerobics!"
he says "well, don't step in that big hole in the floor!"