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over in ole Malahide, knew a lass who's as tall as she's wide, from her rolls rose a smell that was meaner than hell, mustve been something trapped that had died

Mall Walker once wanted to bone me, so i did 'er although she looks homely, when she sat on my knee,and she started to pee, I bent over to let mama own me.

New feature open \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ You looked, you looked, you looked, you. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Now foolish, you are.


One day winter skies \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Seven penises, choking \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Thank your girl for us.

Bloody ***** Thursday \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Found cat asleep my lap \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ monday bring more cats, tuna.

Genital herpes \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ sweaty sandpaper undies \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ wore your shorts at gym \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

A panda was working the corner, but her tricks they just couldn't afford her, though they had lots of riches she said they're all bitches, but in truth it's the life that had worn her. true story


Clark Kent has a really big weiner, it gets hard for a chlnk or a beaner, be they white black or brown, you know Clark's going down, otherwise he just couldnt get iin her.

An old gay duck says cluck cluck cluck , the rooster shows to get a fuck, half way through what does he see? a swangin dong by duckies knees, and all his life he could not block that one gay duck who loved his cock.

An old man with hands of ham has lots of bills and quacks his spam in ebaums land you'd pan and pan but there'd he be just fishing clam without a plan he'd sit and shout and act as though he had some clout , his pecker short and standing stout, he'd masturbate with rainbow trout, the gayfish boy, that silly lout.

A young colored gal names Molasses, was as slow as her mothers fat ass is, she's spend the day long just a smoking her bong , and her twat was as green as the grass is.

There was an old nun who was horny, she'd sit up in her bed until morning, though she'd never admit that she'd played with her tits or had evar been caught with a porny.

There once was a rat in my anus, he scratched and i squeezed and it pained us, when we did get along he'd poke out by my thong, and we'd sing a duet with John Stamos
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