DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.......................................No
No........................................Yes
Maybe...................................No
We need...............................I want
I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk.....................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead......................You better not
Do what you want..................You will pay for this later
I am not upset.......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry..................................I am hungry
I am sleepy...................................I am sleepy
I am tired.....................................I am tired
Nice dress....................................Nice cleavage!
I love you.....................................Let's have sex now
I am bored...................................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?...................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?................I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?..........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.