Little Red and the Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods trying to get to her Grandma's house. As she walks along the trail she notices a Wolf hiding in the shrubs. She yells "I see you!" Startled by Little Red, the Wolf quickly runs off in search of another hiding spot. Some time later Little Red spots the Wolf again. " I still see you!" she shouts and again the Wolf runs for another hiding spot. Finally Little Red is almost at her Grandma's house when she spots the Wolf. She begins "I can still se..." but the Wolf cuts her off, "Damn It! Can't I take a shit in Peace!"
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