An elderly lady was clocked at 95 mph in a 70 mph zone. The Highway Patrol pulled her over.

Officer: "Good day are your aware you were doing 95 in a 70 mph zone?

Old lady: "OH I WAS NOT!".

Officer: "Madamn may I see your drivers license please?"

Old lady: "YOU KNOW I DON"T HAVE A LICENSE YOU TOOK THAT FROM ME LAST YEAR!"

Officer: " Mamm may I see your registration please?"

Old lady: "I CAN"T DO THAT OFFICER I JUST STOLE THIS CAR!"

Officer: Mamm you will have to step out of the car and open the trunk".

Old lady: "I CANT DO THAT EITHER OFFICER you see I just killed my husband and he is in the trunk of the car".

At this point the officer reaches for his gun and calls for backup.

After the entire highway patrol reinforcements gathered around this vehicle the Captain approches the car.

Captain: " Good Afternoon mamm the officer that stoped you says you have no licence.

Old lady: " OHHHH I DOOO TO!" and shows him her license all is in order.

Captain: " He also says you have no registration and that you stole this car."

Old lady: " OHHHH I DOO TO HAVE REGISTRATION!" and produces a complete registration all in order.

Captain: "Ahhh mamm he also says you have a dead body in the trunk".

Old lady: "AAAND I SUPPOSE HE SAYS I WAS SPEEDING TO!"