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Icelandic Volcano Jokes

What with the recent eruption of the volcano in Iceland there has to be a few jokes to be had.
Here are a couple to get started, if you think of anymore, feel free to post.

Is it too early for jokes or Should we wait for the dust to settle?

Q. Whats the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole?
A. The volcano is still blowing Ash

In this UK election I’m voting for the Icelandic volcano party, as its
done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than Labour
has in 13 years!

Customer: Waiter Waiter! There is volcanic ash in my soup!
Waiter: Well yes sir, this is a no-fly zone!

BREAKING NEWS - A big dust cloud floating across Britain is currently causing air traffic chaos across Europe. Police are currently questioning the cleaner who opened Arsenal's Trophy Cabinet.
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